Sunday 17 February 2013

Smells Like Booze And Fags Again

Smells Like Booze And Fags Again

Alcohol,
Seed of my father Morayshire
Sewn with barley and the
Wrecks of drunken drivers
Loneliness drove us insane
The land itself led us astray
Darkest ethanol, we pray
Bring us to decay

Smells like booze and fags again...

Smells like
Home
Within the crooked wood
The shithole of Lhanbryde
I had a drink for solitude
A teenage crush on wine
The children drink until they're gone
Till blood has leaked out from the dawn
Darkest ethanol, our thane
Drown us in your rain

Smells like booze and fags again...

Country lane
Tak me hame
Tae the place
I belaing
Sweet Morayshire
Malt whisky mether
Country lane
Tak me hame

Smells like booze and fags again...

These Romantic Moments


These Romantic Moments
Play this with your doo-wop band

Stop trying
Give up
Stop learning
You're too dumb for this stuff
Stop crying
Man up
Stop squirming
We're gonna fuck you up

(We're gonna fuck you up)
Like you've never been fucked before
Our boots on your head
Your tongue on the floor
Lay your body down in the morgue
Or be our whore

Stop eating
Give in
Stop dreaming
You'll never have a friend
Stop fighting
Drop
Stop living
And we'll fuck your corpse

(We're gonna fuck you up)
Like you've never been fucked before
Our boots on your head
Your tongue on the floor
Lay your body down in the morgue
Or be our whore
(We're gonna fuck you up)
Like you've never been fucked before
Our boots on your head
Your tongue on the floor
Lay your body down in the morgue
Or be our whore

At these romantic moments
I wish time would stop
Every second is so precious
I wish they would stop
I hear that wishes don't come true
But I'm certain that I'll rot
Someday control will be taken from you
Then we'll fuck you up

(We're gonna fuck you up)
Like you've never been fucked before
Our boots on your head
Your tongue on the floor
Lay your body down in the morgue
Or be our whore
(We're gonna fuck you up)
Like you've never been fucked before
Our boots on your head
Your tongue on the floor
Lay your body down in the morgue
Or be our whore